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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:54

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Why do many women like tall men?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No